scheldnamen
| Cabaretlul |
| Camperhoer |
| Campesneurdo |
| Campinghoer |
| Campingslet |
| Campusnerd |
| Camslet |
| Capsoneslijer |
| Capsonestrut |
| Carnavals-inca |
| Carnavals-mussolini |
| Carnavalskaper |
| Caveman |
| Centernschraper |
| Centromeerloze chromatiet |
| Champignonkoppeke |
| Chatnicht |
| Choco |
| Chocobakbeest |
| Chocodipper |
| Chocohoer |
| Chocoladeridder chocolademouse |
| Chocoladesjofel |
| Chocopotjesdipper |
| Chocopotjeslikker |
| Chocoprins |
| Chokoladeridder |
| Cholerabacterie |
| Choleravlinder |
| Clipse |
| Cliteter |
| Clubkut |
| Cobra |
| Cobrakut |
| Cocksucker |
| Cocosmattevreter |
| Coloradokever |
| Communicatiestoornis |
| Computerteletubie |
| Condoom |
| Condoomcoureur |
| Coolzaeter |
| Crackhoer |
| Ctrl-alt-del |
| Currieknijper |
| Cut |
| Cutkruiper |
| Cuvry |
| Cyanide |
| Cycloon |
| Cyclotron |
| Cyrano |
| Cyrano op vier poten |